Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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