I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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