Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Found the puke drawer
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You're a waste of cheezeits
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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