Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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