I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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