Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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