Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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