ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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