Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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