So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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