doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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