With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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