I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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