So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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