I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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