please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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