i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so let's talk penis.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We need a shit load of segways right now
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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