im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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