My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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