i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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