You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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