drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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