I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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