Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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