I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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