Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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