Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize