I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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