she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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