Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.