I must be too annoying 4 u.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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