Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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