I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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