Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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