i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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