BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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