piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
