This is not my ceiling
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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