I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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