that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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