Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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