what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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