Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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