can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Rumble strips road head = magical
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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