Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
