I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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