god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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