Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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