Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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