I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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