sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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