as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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