HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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