Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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