she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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