Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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