I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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